Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Randy Shereda for sending in today’s report. From Suffolk County, New York comes the story of bozo Calvin Maloney who drove over to the county jail to visit a friend. The officer at the desk asked our bozo to show his drivers license for identification. When he replied that he had no license, the officer noted that he had just seen him drive up. That’s when our bozo said, "It’s suspended. A lot." He wasn’t kidding. A quick check of the records found that he had 31 suspensions. He won’t have to worry about driving for a while. A further check found an outstanding warrant on another driving related incident.