Bozo criminal for today comes from our Wrong Place, Wrong Time Department in the International File in St. George, Queensland, Australia. Two unidentified bozos checked into the Merino Motel with big plans for setting up a meth lab in their room. Guess they didn’t think about the smell attracting someone’s attention. And guess they didn’t check to see what was scheduled at the motel for that weekend. A police district conference with dozens of officers in attendance. Busted!