Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Laura Davidson for sending in today’s report. From Gresham, Oregon comes the story of a couple of bozos who violated Bozo Rule Number 0055: Don’t brag about your crime until after you’ve successfully pulled it off. Our bozos were planning on holding up a deli and were checking the place out. For reasons known only to the bozo mind, one of them decided it would be a good idea to tell a customer of their plans. It wasn’t. The customer called the cops who arrived and arrested our bozos before they were able to pull off their little heist.