Thanks to Bozo News Hawk David Alford for sending in today’s report. From Brunswick, Ohio comes the story of bozo Jason Mitchell who had just spent some time behind bars on a disorderly conduct charge. Upon being released, he found no one waiting to pick him up. So, he did what any bozo would do. He stole a pickup truck from the police station parking lot. Bad idea. Police arrested him at his home, where he was loading the truck with stuff to take to California. He’s back in jail.