Our bozo for today once again proves that a dog may be man’s best friend, but it doesn’t apply to bozos. From Miami, Florida comes the story of bozo David Causey who had been causing problems on area freeways by gunning his motorcycle in and out of traffic. Twice, he had successfully evaded the cops by fleeing at speeds in excess of 140 MPH. This time the police were ready for him. When they received a report of his reckless driving, he was pursued by troopers stationed strategically along the turnpike while a police airplane kept an eye on him from the skies. However, he still managed to evade them and was standing outside his apartment, pretending to wash his car when the cops finally arrived. Our bozo denied everything, telling the officers they must have the wrong man, because he didn’t even own a motorcycle. And that’s when his dog, from inside the apartment, put in his two cents worth. The barking dog came to the window, moved the curtains back, and revealed the still hot motorcycle parked inside. Busted!