Thanks to Cynthia Kindler-Thomas for sending in today’s report. From Suffolk, Virginia comes the story of three bozos who would be free men today if only their mothers had taught them to clean their plates. Our bozo gang walked into a local McDonald’s with the intention of robbing it. Since the place was rather busy, they ordered themselves several burgers and enjoyed their meal while waiting for the crowd to thin out. They then robbed the place and made their getaway. Unfortunately, they left behind an important piece of evidence. Their DNA on the leftover portions of the burgers. They’ve been arrested.