Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Kagoshima, Japan where an unidentified bozo broke into a fish market’s freezer and grabbed an armload of king crab and other seafood. He took his haul outside and went back in for more. Only one problem, this time the door slammed shut behind him, locking him in the zero degrees freezer. Fortunately, he had his cell phone with him and he called a friend to tell him he needed help. Unfortunately, instead of coming down to help him, the friend contacted the security guard who called the cops who defrosted and arrested our bozo.