Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 0602: Always steal a truck with new tires. From Mission, Kansas comes the story of bozo Phillip Williams who developed a flat tire while driving one evening. It was late and cold outside so he called the Kansas Highway Patrol for assistance. Which might have been a good idea except for a few things. The pickup he was driving was stolen. The license plates on the truck were also stolen. And the inside was stuffed with stolen loot. He’s under arrest.