Bozo criminals for today come from Fairbanks, Alaska where bozos Roger Young and William Evans broke into the local Moose Lodge. All they found inside was an old safe. But it was so large our bozos figured it had to be valuable. It took some doing but they were able to wrestle the 500 pound monster to the side door. It was what to do with it once they got it outside that posed a major problem. It was a cinch they weren’t going to be able to cart it away on the two bicycles they rode to the lodge. The still hadn’t figured it out when the police arrived.