They say that love is blind. Apparently it also makes you stupid. From Daytona Beach, Florida comes the story of bozo Wayne Starnes whose girlfriend was behind bars in the Daytona Beach Jail. Our lovesick bozo was told by his girlfriend that she had written him letters every day while she was in jail. But he hadn’t recieved them. Not a single one. And she must have also told him they were juicy love notes, too. Because our bozo, thinking the prison guards where keeping his mail from him, tried to break in to retrieve the purloined letters. He was arrested after trying to scale the west guard tower of the jail.