Bozo criminal for today was apprehended largely because of his poor choice of a disguise. From the International File in Singapore comes the story of a bozo who was surprised by the police while attempting to break into a construction equipment warehouse. The bozo, clad only in his underwear and covered from head to toe in black grease, proved to be quite slippery and was able to get away. He was unable to avoid capture for long, however, possibly because it’s rather hard to remain inconspicious when your dressed only in your underwear and covered head to toe in grease. Police received several calls from frightened citizens to report a nearly naked and very greasy man in their backyard. The cops finally found him hiding in some shrubbery and arrested him, but not before giving him a good hosing down.