The Bozo criminals for today come from the International File. From New Delhi, India comes the story of a bozo counterfeiting ring that was printing up and attempting to sell one million dollar bills. Bozos were caught when potential buyers became suspicious because (1) the million dollar bills were being sold at a very steep discount; (2) they felt the need to offer them with a "certificate of authenticity" and (3) the bills had Bill Clinton’s picture on the front.