Bozo News Hawk Award to Miller Duncan who sent us this bozo story via the internet. This guy is not really a criminal but he’s so stupid we’ve had to create a new award especially for him. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the winner of our first ever Barney Fife award for incompetence in the line of duty. From Akron, Ohio comes the story of officer Quincy Lane who was fired from the police force for not once, not twice, but for three times answering a police emergency call and forgetting to bring along his weapon.