The Bozo Criminal for today was foiled by his modern technology. Bozo Michael Lloyd Jackson of Conyers, Georgia, called the cops to report his recently purchased Mercedes convertible had been stolen. The cops checked the records and found that the car was equipped with something called a Lojack, a hidden transmitter that, when triggered by police, sends out a radio signal that leads them to the vehicle. In this case, the transmitter led them directly to the bozo’s own basement, where he had hidden his own car, hoping to claim it as stolen and collect on insurance.