With all the news in recent days of Teslas being vandalized, you know it was only a matter of time before one of the incidents involved a Bozo. Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ron Ruth for sending in today’s report from Doylestown Township, Pennslyvania. It seems bozo Charles Rucker pulled his Lexus up next to a parked Tesla and proceeded to scratch a swastika into the vehicle. A couple of problems here. First, as most everyone knows by now, Teslas are equipped with on board cameras that record anytime someone is messing with the car. And second, after doing the scratch job, instead of driving away, our bozo walked into Planet Fitness to get in his workout, scanning his membership card in the process. Oops. Busted! Charged with misdemeanor counts of criminal mischief and harassment, and two counts of summary harassment and disorderly conduct.