Bozo criminal for today comes from Palm Bay, Florida, where police were called to a report of a trespasser at a shopping center. Upon arrival, they found bozo Christopher Mason, 40, in full Ronald McDonald gear complete with a red and white striped shirt and yellow vest and pants. No red shoes were seen, however. As the cop approached, he said, “You look like a clown.” To which our bozo replied, “No s**t. I AM a clown, stupid.” Well, maybe so, but you’re still trespassing. A body search turned up a orange replica gun and, in a backpack, other clown outfits and a pack of 10 red noses. The charges are nothing to laugh about, however. Trespassing, a misdemeanor and resisting officers with violence, a felony. This isn’t his first run-in with the law as he has previous convictions for trespass, resisting arrest, and possession of drug paraphernalia after being arrested outside a McDonalds.