Over the years, there is one thing that has become obvious to us here at the Bozo Report: Bozos and nakedness go together like peanut butter and jelly. Or something like that. And today’s report from Bozo News Hawk Anthony Lucero confirms just that. Police in Bargersville, Indiana, were called to a report of a break-in in progress. When they arrived, they found our bozo inside the vehicle, nekkid as jaybird. He climbed out of the car, and with minimal things for the cops to grab hold of, managed to escape and lead them on a merry chase through the streets of Bargersville. Eventually he was corralled and arrested. Charged with theft, resisting law enforcement, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle, disorderly conduct and indecent exposure. Not surprisingly, cops say drugs may have been involved.