Bozo criminal for today resides in Arkansas but his problems began when he was trying to pass through security at New York’s LaGuardia airport. Something strange in his carry-on on triggered an alarm from a TSA checkpoint. Upon further inspection, agents found seventeen 9mm bullets hidden inside a diaper. Yep, that diaper was fully loaded. Initially, the man denied knowing the bullets were there, but eventually changed his story to blame his girlfriend. Busted! He’s been charged with unlawful possession of 9mm ammunition.