Bozo criminal for today comes from Iowa City, Iowa, where where the cops were called to the local Target on a report of a man exposing himself. Upon arrival, store employees were able to show the police a video of our bozo doing just that. Not so fast…we offer you the Bozo Excuse of the Week. He told the cops that he was not “masturbating his actual penis” but instead a “dildo he had in his shorts.” Well. Hope it was good for the dildo, too. The cops weren’t buying this one. He’s busted! Charged with misdemeanor indecent exposure.