Bozo criminal for today comes from West Monroe, Louisiana, where the cops were called to a report of a disturbance at Glenwood Regional Health Center. Upon arrival, they found Bozo Matthew Barker acting aggressively toward the hospital staff. The police report says he was “extremely combative and aggressive”, making “numerous threats.” So what exactly did this guy do to deserve being included in the Bozo Report? It was his choice of weapon. A nurse said he had repeatedly tried to stab her with a plastic spork from the dinner tray. She was able to excape un-sporked and our bozo was charged with assault and booked into jail.