Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Matias Joost for sending in today’s report from the International File in Grand Forks, British Columbia, Canada. RCMP was called to a report of an intoxicated man. Upon arrival the RCMP found our bozo to indeed be drunk and uncooperative as he attempted to navigate around in his canoe. Yep, we have a drunk bozo in a canoe. Only in Canada. He eventually made his way to a dock where he climbed out of the canoe and then attempted to hide himself underneath the pier. He continued to ignore orders to surrender and finally an officer had to climb into the water and retrieve Captain Ahab. Busted! And charged with “impaired operation of a boat.”