Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from the International File in Greater Manchester, England. The cops were in pursuit of our bozo who had reportedly stolen a vehicle and then was seen leaving a gas station without paying. He was tracked to a residence but once inside there seemed to be no one home. Only a huge teddy bear over in the corner. But wait, is that bear…breathing? Yep. Somehow our 18-year-old bozo had managed to open the back of the bear and squeeze himself inside. He held his breath as long as he could bear it and then the jig was up. He faces charges of theft of a motor vehicle, driving while disqualified and theft of petrol.