Bozo criminal for today comes from Worcester, Massachusetts, where bozo Johanna Green stole a car and led the cops on a wild chase. During the two hour pursuit she ran red lights, drove in the wrong direction, and rammed several other vehicles, including two police cruisers. She even hit an officer, dragging him for a few feet, leaving him with non-life-threatening injuries. For all we know, this chase might still be going on if she had not driven by a McDonalds. And when she saw the Golden Arches, the need for Chicken Nuggets was just too great. She was arrested in the drive-thru while she was waiting for her order. Busted! And charged with 15 counts – including assault and battery by means of a dangerous weapon, leaving the scene of an accident with property damage, and resisting arrest.