Bozo Criminal for today comes from Eaton County, Michigan and once again let’s count the strikes, shall we?
Our unidentified bozo was pulled over for doing 97 in a 55 MPH zone. This alone would be enough to merit a busting, but we’re just getting warmed up. He also failed a breathalyzer test and had an open container in the car. Officially strike number one. A search of the car turned up a dozen packets of cocaine. Strike two. Officers also found an unlicensed long gun, a felony. Strike three. And let’s throw in driving with a revoked license just for the fun of it. Busted! And headed to jail.