At Least Try a Pair of Dark Glasses

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in South Normanton, England. Bozo David Smythe shoplifted some perfume sets from a local store and escaped on foot. The police were called, but our bozo wasn’t worried, as he had cleverly donned a disguise after leaving the store. However, he was quickly identified and placed under arrest. But, what about that disguise? Our bozo, who was described by the clerk as having blue eyes, brown hair, wide ears, and a notable neck tattoo had chosen to don a plain, ordinary pair of black-rimmed glasses to disguise himself. Outstanding detective work resulted in him being arrested and charged with theft.