Bozo criminal for today comes from Bellevue, Washington, where police responded to a car wash on a report of a road rage incident. Apparently it was a minor rear-end crash between two cars and when the owner of one got out of his car to take pictures, our bozo in the other car pointed a gun at him and made threats. When the cops arrived, he had to be pulled out of his car, punching one of the officers in the face in the process. He then threatened to kill the cop and made disparaging comments about the officer’s race. Bad, bad idea. He was tased and arrested. And what makes this incident notable is our bozo’s vanity license plate: “Dirtbag.” Appropriate.