Our bozo criminal for today is indeed not a criminal and in fact gets a tip of the ol’ Bozo hat. From Grand Rapids, Michigan, comes the story of a prostitution sting set up by the local cops, with an officer posing as a hooker. Much to their surprise, who should strike up a conversation with the fake undercover cop but our 87 year old bozo. He was given a citation by the cops but the county prosecutor refused to prosecute, saying an 87 year old man “earned a pass.” And we should give credit where it’s due. This information comes to us courtesy of the local TV station, appropriately named WOOD-TV.