Bozo criminal for today comes from Mankato, Minnesota, where bozo Riley Taylor boarded the downtown “drunk bus” after an evening of drinking at several bars. Once on board, he decided to have a little fun with a uniformed police officer who was providing security. Our bozo walked up behind him, licked both fingers and inserted them into the police sergeant’s ears, performing a “wet willie.” Not a good idea. Charges of assault with bodily fluids were dropped after our bozo showed remorse, pled guilty and apologized.