Definitely Not a Happy Meal

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Brunswick, Ohio, where cops responding to a report of reckless driving spotted bozo Randal Means leaving the local McDonalds at around 1 AM. Instead of pulling over, our bozo led the cops on a short chase before eventually stopping the car. This in itself does not merit inclusion in the Bozo Criminal Report. It was his reason for not pulling over immediately that landed him in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He told the cops he knew he was drunk and just wanted to finish his Big Mac before he was placed under arrest. Hope it was delicious. He’s been charged with drunk driving and fleeing an officer.

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  1. Deb October 10, 2013

    A Bozo Criminal Alert…see the Milwaukee, WI news for 9-17-13. A naked burglary suspect was found stuck in the air vent at a Milwaukee veternarian clinic attempting to break in to steal drugs.

    1. dave October 11, 2013

      Sounds like a Bozo animal lover (or maybe not).
      Thanks, Deb!

  2. Joe Miller October 11, 2013

    The last sentence in the Definitely Not a Happy Meal entry has a glaring grammar error:
    “He’s been charged with drunk driving and fleeing and officer.”
    I believe it should be “drunk driving and fleeing an officer” instead.

    1. dave October 11, 2013

      Good eye! Fixed now!

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