Good Grooming Tells a Lot About a Man

Bozo criminal for today comes from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, where a truck driver called the cops to report that a man in another vehicle was exposing himself to him, driving in the lane beside him and slowing down and speeding up to keep up with the truck. It was after the cops tracked down the bozo in question that he came up with the Bozo Excuse of the Week. He admitted that he was driving with his genitals exposed and his dome light on, but he had what he thought was a proper reason. He said he was doing some “manscaping” and had to be able to see what he was trimming. He didn’t offer any reason why the trim had to be done while driving down the Interstate. He’s busted!