Our bozo for today from San Francisco, California, comes from the Bozo Lonely Hearts Club. Our unidentified bozo apparently had become infatuated with a female police officer on patrol in his neighborhood. While the officer was parked,he walked up and attempted to strike up a conversation. Our persistent bozo asked the officer if she was married or available and, on a hunch, the officer asked for the man’s name, which he happily provided. After he became discouraged and walked away, she ran a records check and, sure enough, he was a wanted man, with a no-bail warrant outstanding. Oops. Romeo is now under arrest.