Bozo criminal for today from Brookville, Pennsylvania, needed some time off from work. And since he didn’t have any vacation days coming, he hatched what he thought was the perfect bozo scheme. He published the obituary for his own mother in the local newspaper, hoping to get paid bereavement time from his employer. The plan might have worked except for one thing. His mother. He failed to tell her of his plan and she paid a visit to the newspaper to prove to them that she was still alive and kicking. Oops. Our bozo has been charged with disorderly conduct.