Bozo criminal for today has to be spared the title of "criminal" because of his poor farming skills, but he certainly remains a bozo. From the International File in Karlstad, Sweden, comes the story of our unidentified bozo who was arrested by the cops after they discovered several marijuana plants growing at his residence. However, after authorities tested the plants, they discovered that they were so scrawny that they didn’t contain enough THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, to qualify as a drug. Basically they were just weeds, no pun intended. He was released with a stern warning to give up being a farmer.