Bozo criminal for today comes from Portsmouth, New Hampshire, where bozo Anthony Rawlings took an SUV out for a test drive and when he returned it to the dealership, kept one of the keys for himself. He then went back to the business overnight and used the keys to steal the truck. Obviously this plan worked pretty well as five months passed and the police had still not found the vehicle. Then, our bozo made the mistake of parking in a handicapped zone and the truck was towed. It was at this point that his true bozo instincts came into play. He reported the vehicle as stolen. Bad idea. Police found the truck in the impound lot and, after some checking, determined it was stolen. He’s busted!