Bozo criminal for today forgot all-important Bozo Rule Number 110098: First, check the gas gauge. From Wenatchee, Washington, comes the story of bozo Paul Caldwell who stole items worth over $10,000 from a Native American collectibles shop. The police were called and they found our bozo on foot a short distance away from the crime scene. And the reason he was on foot was found near the store. His getaway car, stalled out due to an empty gas tank. Oops. He’s under arrest.