Bozo criminals for today come from Jackson, Mississippi, where a group of bozos came up with what they thought was a fantastic money making scheme: Sell fake computers. Might have been a good idea except for what they tried to pass off as a computer. A block of wood wrapped in duct tape. Yep, they attached a Toshiba label on the block and tried to sell it as a laptop. They were caught when they tried to sell one of the "computers" to an off duty state trooper. As far as can be determined, no one bought one of the fake machines.