Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Bruce Bain for sending in today’s report. From Clay City, Kentucky comes the story of bozo Robert Anders who robbed a convenience store, getting away with 17 cartons of cigarettes. In an effort to catch the crook, the store posted a reward for information leading to his arrest. Guess the cash reward was just too much for our bozo to resist. He returned to the store with a carton of the stolen cigarettes and an article of clothing that was worn by the thief, and asked for his reward. He got a different kind of reward than the one he was expecting. He’s under arrest.