Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from the International File in Muelheim an der Ruhr, Germany, where our bozo was having a bad day. First, he tried to rob a hotel only to be chased away by security guards. He then tried to rob a second hotel and again was sent fleeing by guards. He then attempted to break into the local tax office, but gave up when he couldn’t force the door open. Next, he spotted an armored car from a local bank, which he rammed with his vehicle. Unfortunately, the accident did more damage than he anticipated and he found himself trapped in his own car. When the police arrived, he simply turned himself in.