Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report. From Greensburg, Pennsylvania, comes the story of bozo David Morgan who seemed like a really nice guy, for a bank robber. He handed the teller a note that asked her to "please" hand over the cash. The note also included a smiley face and told the teller to "have a nice day." Unfortunately, our polite bozo forgot Bozo Rule Number 745309: Count your money after you get home. Police arrested our bozo after getting a report of a man matching the thief’s description walking down the street counting a large amount of money.