Our bozo criminals for today come from Kansas City, Missouri, where three bozos had the bright idea of using a forklift to steal materials from a construction site. It might have been a good plan if they had only checked the weather forecast before heading out. A heavy rainfall had left the ground muddy and the forklift quickly became stuck. Our bozos panicked, leaving both the forklift and the truck and trailer they had driven to the site behind. And, for reasons known only to the bozo mind, instead of fleeing, they decided to hide in a nearby field where they discovered by the cops a short time later.