Bozo criminal for today forgot the old adage about not going to the well, or in this case, the bank, too often. From Svendborg, Denmark, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who stopped by her local bank and managed to exchange two 2000 Kroner notes from the Swedish version of Monopoly for 1400 Danish Kroner, or about $240. Obviously emboldened by her success, she returned to the same bank the next day with an additional 8000 Kroners in Monopoly money. Bad idea. The staff was on the lookout for her this time and called the cops. She’s busted.