Bozo criminal for today comes from Mesa, Florida, where bozo Scott Bates broke into a home and was rummaging around when he was surprised by the homeowner, a detention officer. The officer was quickly able to subdue our bozo and found that he had several knives, a large pry bar and other burglary tools in a bag he was carrying. Instead of simply fessing up, our bozo then offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week. He told the man he broke into his house because he needed to charge his cell phone. Sure. He’s under arrest.