Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joe Haig for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Manchester, England, comes the story of bozo Trevor Arthur who stole several ATM cards. He had the cards, but he didn’t have the PIN numbers. So, he did what any bozo would do. He marched down to his local bank and started randomly entering PIN numbers into the ATM, hoping to hit the jackpot. After returning several days in a row to try his hand at the ATM, bank officials became suspicious and called the cops. He’s now under arrest.