Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Preston, England, where bozo Stuart Graham at least gets points for his honesty. Shortly after burglarizing a residence, our bozo realized he had left his cell phone behind. So, he did what any bozo would do. He returned to the home, rang the doorbell and introduced himself to the homeowner as "the person who broke in" before asking for his cell phone back. The homeowner slammed the door in his face and called the cops. He’s now under arrest.