Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Williston, North Dakota, comes the story of bozo Sharon Parker who skipped town after being accused of stealing $5000 from a car dealership where she worked as an office manager. The trail had gone cold until she applied for a job in Pittsburgh and used her former employer, the one she had allegedly been stealing from, as a reference. When the company’s owner got a call about the reference, he called the cops. She’s under arrest.