Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Eric Tuggle for sending in today’s report. From Louisville, Kentucky, comes the story of bozo Allen Watkins who walked into the local bank and told the teller he needed to make a withdrawal. She got some information from him, including his actual Social Security number, before he made it clear he was making a forcible withdrawal, threatening her with a gun. He got away with some cash, but she got away with his Social Security number. He’s under arrest.