Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Calgary, Alberta, Canada comes the story of bozo Charles Monk who stole a fully loaded beer truck. He soon wrecked the truck and police officers found it abandoned in a parking lot. And apparently the truck wasn’t the only thing that was fully loaded. A police dog was able to follow a trail of discarded beer cans, a cooler, a hand cart and pieces of clothing to a nearby apartment building, where our bozo was seen climbing out of a second story window, and heading for the roof. He’s been charged with theft and hit and run.