Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Northern Thailand where an unidentified bozo broke into a home in the middle of the night and stole a few beers. He quickly sought cover when he heard the homeowner coming his way, sliding underneath a bed. Sad to say, the bed he slid under was the same one the homeowner was sleeping in. When his search for the intruder proved fruitless, the homeowner returned to bed only to hear the sound of our bozo snoring. Yep, he had fallen sound asleep while hiding under the bed. He’s trying out the jailhouse mattress now.