Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ed Hart for sending in today’s report. From Salt Lake City, Utah comes the story of a group of teenage bozos who perhaps flunked driver’s ed. Police officers responding to a report of shots fired from a vehicle pulled up to talk to our bozos only to have them speed away. Well, perhaps speed isn’t the proper term. Our bozos tried to flee, but couldn’t get their car above 35 MPH. In their haste to get away, they had forgotten to release the parking brake. They’ve been charged with fleeing arrest.