Bozo criminal for today comes from Aspen, Colorado, where bozo Martha Brown was pulled over by the cops for driving erratically. She jumped out and fled, eventually running up to a house, where she knocked on a glass sliding door, before letting herself in. Not the best idea in any case but a really bad idea when the house you walk into belongs to the chief of police. To add to her problems, officers found her in possession of 4.5 grams of cocaine, a crack pipe and other drug paraphernalia. She’s under arrest.